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*Nick*

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How is sperm collected for AI?
« on: September 17, 2008, 02:45:13 PM »
no seriously, how?

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Re: How is sperm collected for AI?
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2008, 02:46:22 PM »
nick...... ::) :o

errrmmm...i got a better q

tell us how you think  ;D
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Re: How is sperm collected for AI?
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2008, 02:52:48 PM »
Hi,

perhaps it wears like a condom and its tipped out after ?

Claire x   :yes:  ;)
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Re: How is sperm collected for AI?
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2008, 03:04:07 PM »
Same as you sticking it in a pot best is by hand can be done by machine  :ok: you use a mag dogs use a bitch in season.
Fresh is best frozen will do the job
Questions we get asked  ::)

Quote from: *Nick* on September 17, 2008, 02:45:13 PM
no seriously, how?

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Re: How is sperm collected for AI?
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2008, 03:33:44 PM »
i can tell you how you do it with a stallion


- get some other idiot to do it - your gonna seriouslly loose your head

no really i can tell you - ive seen it done
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Re: How is sperm collected for AI?
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2008, 03:39:52 PM »
 ;D  and...just to add some

turkey baster  ;D ;D
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Re: How is sperm collected for AI?
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2008, 03:45:11 PM »
Quote from: kizkiznobite on September 17, 2008, 03:39:52 PM
;D  and...just to add some

turkey baster  ;D ;D

I have just sprayed my computer screen with tea... Thanks for that Bev  ::)
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Re: How is sperm collected for AI?
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2008, 03:46:18 PM »
u welcome  ;D ;D
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Re: How is sperm collected for AI?
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2008, 05:13:18 PM »
PMSL I can't believe you've asked that Nick  :D  :D
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Re: How is sperm collected for AI?
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2008, 07:39:15 PM »
Quote from: kizkiznobite on September 17, 2008, 02:46:22 PM
nick...... ::) :o

errrmmm...i got a better q

tell us how you think  ;D

well, there was this time in a seedy cantina in Mexico......
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Re: How is sperm collected for AI?
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2008, 07:40:39 PM »
Quote from: Val on September 17, 2008, 03:04:07 PM
Same as you sticking it in a pot best is by hand can be done by machine  :ok: you use a mag dogs use a bitch in season.
Fresh is best frozen will do the job
Questions we get asked  ::)

Quote from: *Nick* on September 17, 2008, 02:45:13 PM
no seriously, how?

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"sticking it in a pot" ???  wtf?

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Re: How is sperm collected for AI?
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2008, 07:42:25 PM »
Quote from: wags on September 17, 2008, 03:33:44 PM
i can tell you how you do it with a stallion


- get some other idiot to do it - your gonna seriouslly loose your head

no really i can tell you - ive seen it done

ya, but a horse is hung like...well, a horse  :whistle:
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Re: How is sperm collected for AI?
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2008, 07:43:23 PM »
Quote from: *Nat* on September 17, 2008, 05:13:18 PM
PMSL I can't believe you've asked that Nick  :D  :D

I'm still asking!


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Re: How is sperm collected for AI?
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2008, 07:56:01 PM »


here you go Nick
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Re: How is sperm collected for AI?
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2008, 08:01:50 PM »
my god links to dog porn now  ;D
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