We should market it
love the name 
We call it "Eau de Valerieeeeee"
(pronounced with a french accent)
Now for zale at zpecialized groomienk zalons;
Le nouveau scent du chiens; "L'eau de Val"
By Valerie Kara (you'll need a celebrity name.. with a french accent Vahluhry Kahrah sound awefully posh

)
........
Sounds great! Advertizing boys could realy do somting with that

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