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Jesus is watching you
« on: October 16, 2009, 10:47:57 AM »
JESUS IS WATCHING YOU!


A burglar broke into a home and began gathering the most expensive items he could steal.  All of a sudden he heard,
"JESUS IS WATCHING YOU!"
He didn't see anything or anybody in the dark house so he went on with what he was doing.  Again he heard,
"JESUS IS WATCHING YOU!"
Now he really began wondering from where (or who) this was coming.  He turned on his flashlight, scanned the room and finally saw a parrot.
"Did you say that?" asked the burglar.
"Yes," replied the parrot.
"That's a funny thing to say.  By the way, what's your name?" inquired the burglar.
"My name is Moses" came the parrot's reply.
"Moses, huh!  Who would give their bird such a strange name?" asked the burglar.
Without skipping a beat, the parrot answered "The same people who named their Rottweiler Jesus!"

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Re: Jesus is watching you
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2009, 12:35:57 AM »
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