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The Menu
« on: January 17, 2011, 10:07:16 PM »
An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of
sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious
looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the
smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah,
senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bullís testicles from the bull fight
this morning. A delicacy!" The American, though momentarily daunted, said, "What
the hell, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!" The waiter replied, "I am so
sorry, senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull
fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be
sure to save you this delicacy!" The next morning, the American returned, placed
his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy
of the day. After a few bites and inspecting the contents of his platter, he
called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much
smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!" The waiter shrugged his
shoulders and replied, "Si, senor. Sometimes the bull wins."



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Re: The Menu
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2011, 08:21:15 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D love it


Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Just pee on it and walk away

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Re: The Menu
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2011, 10:49:40 AM »
 :D :D :D
BAN THE DEED NOT THE BREED!!!!