Author Topic: swamp monster - needs a bath  (Read 324 times)

wags

  • My Mongramatic Dogs
  • Live for dogs Member
  • **
  • Posts: 992
  • My Mongramatic Dogs
swamp monster - needs a bath
« on: December 23, 2011, 01:24:01 PM »
Lu Lu is quite possibly the mankiest dirtiest dog in the world EVER as in i have never come accross a dog who likes to be so wet and dirty this much ever. She has created her own mud slide in the yard and currently is just filth itself.

So i wondered if anyone would
a) like a go at making her white and fluffy again
b) what shampoo they would use (a friend recomends dirty beastie so i have ordered some)
c) tell me when its going to be dry and sunny so she will stay clean for longer than an hour
d) let me know if shes going to grow out of it

thanks xxx



*Lassie*

  • I live for dogs
  • *****
  • Posts: 6124
  • Rough collies & shelties - beauty and brains
Re: swamp monster - needs a bath
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2011, 02:12:34 PM »
A- too far away
B- Groomers
C - Try 3 -4 months
D - No
 ;D ;D


Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Just pee on it and walk away

kizkiznobite

  • What you click for is what you get!
  • Global Moderator
  • I give up with naming this level!
  • *****
  • Posts: 20420
  • my bed !!
    • Kizkiznobite
Re: swamp monster - needs a bath
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2011, 03:36:29 PM »
why? ...she happy...leave her  ;D ;D

Val

  • Global Moderator
  • Dog Obsessed Level
  • *****
  • Posts: 1329
    • Karakara Bearded Collies
Re: swamp monster - needs a bath
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2011, 03:48:46 PM »
Forget the stamped butt I am shut for Pissimas Hooooooray


Do not resent growing old.
Many are denied the privilege
If your dog thinks you're the best, don't seek a second opinion

wags

  • My Mongramatic Dogs
  • Live for dogs Member
  • **
  • Posts: 992
  • My Mongramatic Dogs
Re: swamp monster - needs a bath
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2011, 04:13:06 PM »
why? ...she happy...leave her  ;D ;D

because shes really really minging - just took them all to the river for a bit of a swim and rinse off - everyone has come back lovely and clean she has come back manky

and Val i thought you would like a challenge lol

SuzAndTheDiva

  • Global Moderator
  • I give up with naming this level!
  • *****
  • Posts: 11124
  • The Blonde One!
    • HoneyComb Dog Grooming
Re: swamp monster - needs a bath
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2011, 07:15:14 PM »
I could give you the answer i gave the cat owner this morning at 9am who soooo desperately needed his cat groomed - but that would be mean haha!!

filthy animal shampoo from technogroom will sort her out never used dirty beastie??


waller540

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 16
    • Dog Walkers City
Re: swamp monster - needs a bath
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2012, 11:29:19 AM »
Not sure if it's the same brand as the above comment but 'Kelco Filthy Animal' I've heard is one of the best on the market.
Need A Dog Walker or Sitter? Visit Dog Walkers City!
Want To Become A Dog Walker Or Sitter? Check Out This Guide

kizkiznobite

  • What you click for is what you get!
  • Global Moderator
  • I give up with naming this level!
  • *****
  • Posts: 20420
  • my bed !!
    • Kizkiznobite
Re: swamp monster - needs a bath
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2012, 05:28:16 PM »
look...this is a real swamp monster...as in ...white...long coat....prefers if mixed with cowshite...

let dry...brush out...if still smells put vick under your nose  ;D ;D



*Lassie*

  • I live for dogs
  • *****
  • Posts: 6124
  • Rough collies & shelties - beauty and brains
Re: swamp monster - needs a bath
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2012, 06:22:29 PM »
Lovely ;D glad it's not mine


Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Just pee on it and walk away

kizkiznobite

  • What you click for is what you get!
  • Global Moderator
  • I give up with naming this level!
  • *****
  • Posts: 20420
  • my bed !!
    • Kizkiznobite
Re: swamp monster - needs a bath
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2012, 07:31:58 PM »
but but but....in the cubert quiz you wanted to win him for a whole weekend...... ;D ;D ;D

Izzie

  • Call me Miss FdSc....
  • Global Moderator
  • Doggie maniac
  • *****
  • Posts: 3446
  • fat kid running...
Re: swamp monster - needs a bath
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2012, 07:36:02 PM »
She cant have him :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono:


coz he mikne :ok:

kizkiznobite

  • What you click for is what you get!
  • Global Moderator
  • I give up with naming this level!
  • *****
  • Posts: 20420
  • my bed !!
    • Kizkiznobite
Re: swamp monster - needs a bath
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2012, 07:50:22 PM »
mmmm next time i come and stay will walk him and then come right in  ;D ;D let him do his greet livs run through house greet dad...and then....see if your mum still wants PSML

Izzie

  • Call me Miss FdSc....
  • Global Moderator
  • Doggie maniac
  • *****
  • Posts: 3446
  • fat kid running...
Re: swamp monster - needs a bath
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2012, 08:02:15 PM »
 ::) ::) That wont bother her...she used to it with our 3! Trixie has been worse than that!  :tease: :tease:

*Lassie*

  • I live for dogs
  • *****
  • Posts: 6124
  • Rough collies & shelties - beauty and brains
Re: swamp monster - needs a bath
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2012, 11:35:19 PM »
but but but....in the cubert quiz you wanted to win him for a whole weekend...... ;D ;D ;D


In all the other photos he was clean :yes:
Willow is bad enough, with all the twigs on the floor from the wind that she picks up in her knickers ::)
Haven't got time to clean two dogs plus my Mother would have a fit if I took Cubes to her house looking like that! ;D


Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Just pee on it and walk away

kizkiznobite

  • What you click for is what you get!
  • Global Moderator
  • I give up with naming this level!
  • *****
  • Posts: 20420
  • my bed !!
    • Kizkiznobite
Re: swamp monster - needs a bath
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2012, 10:14:27 AM »
willowyouisaprettygirliethinkweshouldgetdirtytogether  ;) cubert xxx


psdonttelllivia  :whistle: xxx