Don’t let your mind wander — it’s too little to be let out alone.
The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.
The wheel is still spinning but the hamster died.
We all spring from apes but you didn’t spring far enough.
Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.
When you were born, God admitted that even He could make a mistake!
I’d like to see things from your point of view but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever.
He – If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
She – If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.
He – Your face must turn a few heads.
She – And your face must turn a few stomachs.
You’re quite a wit…. well, I was half right.
He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed
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