I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and
we all
could probably use more calm in our lives.
Some doctor on tv this morning said that the way to achieve inner
peace is
to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t
finished
and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a
pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the
res
of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.
Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.
Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr p