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  • #63850
    wee_shee
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    # Bolivia, In Santa Cruz it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

    # In Canada Any debt higher than 25 cents cannot be paid in pennies. In Toronto, it is illegal to ride a streetcar on a Sunday if you have been eating garlic

    # In China – A form of population control? Do not stop for pedestrians, just run em over, there are too many people in China anyway…

        * Drivers who stop at pedestrian crossings may receive a fine or a warning under Article 40 of the Beijing Traffic Laws

        * In China – yep, they have 2 that made the list, In order to go to college you must be “intelligent”.

    # Denmark – It is illegal to start a car if there is anyone under it.

        * Denmark – The don’t make the horse feel inferior law – If a car is overtaking a horse-drawn carriage and the horse becomes agitated, the driver must pull over and if necessary cover the car from the horse’s view.

    # Finland – Considering its cheaper for air than a ticket, this may be a good thing, unless you are in a hurry. Finnish police do not issue tickets for illegal parking – they just let down the person’s tires. Maybe you can carry an air compressor in the trunk and park anywhere you like.
    # France – It is illegal to call a pig Napoleonfr.jpg

        * They may also be a bit paranoid when it comes to alien invasions!

        * It is illegal to sell dolls with alien faces – they must have human faces.

        * It is illegal to land a flying saucer in a vineyard.

    # Germany – A pillow is regarded as a “passive weapon”.de.jpg
    # United Kingdom – that darn dress code – It is illegal for Members of Parliament to enter the House of Commons in full armour.

        * This is brilliant – It is illegal to drive a car without sitting in the front seat

        * I wonder how this came about, the police helmet I mean, A pregnant woman can legally urinate anywhereuk.jpg including in a policeman’s helmet.

        * In Liverpool it is illegal for a woman to be topless in public unless she is employed in an exotic fish shop.

    # Greece – drivers, watch your hygiene – A driver’s license can be revoked if the person appears poorly dressed or unwashed
    # Guinea – It is illegal to call a baby “Monica”
    # Iceland – A place for quacks or quacked medicine – Anyone is allowed to practice medicine in Iceland provided they display the word Scottulaejnir meaning “Quack doctor”
    # Iran – Iranian law suggests that sex play between animals is not recommended – especially when it involves a lioness

        * It is forbidden to eat snakes on a Sunday

    # Israel – I guess nose picking may upset the lord. It is illegal to pick one’s nose on the Sabbath

        * I hope you can find matching socks in the dark – No person is allowed to dress or undress with the light switched on.

    # Japan – Purple a happy color? It is illegal to wear purple unless you are in mourning.

    # Madagascar – Pregnant women may not wear hats

    # Malaysia – Oh, I gotta wonder about this one, at least the word “used” is not mentioned. It is illegal for restaurant owners to substitute a table napkin with toilet paper.

    # Paraguay – Dueling is legal providing both combatants are blood donors, followed by this gem… A man who catches his wife with someone else in bed is legally permitted to kill his wife and her lover providing he acts immediately.

    # Peru – those sexy female alpacas keep getting young men in trouble… with the law – Unmarried young men are not permitted to keep female alpacas in their apartments.

    # Russia – It is illegal to drive a dirty car

    # Qatar – Just plain out of luck here – If an unmarried woman falls pregnant she is banned from using hospitals or calling for any medical assistance. Her only options are to do without healthcare or leave the country

    # Saudi Arabia – Who would have thunk it… it this region of “sexual equalitty” It is illegal for women to appear in public without a male relative or guardian present.

        * Women are not allowed to drive cars
        * It is illegal for male doctors to examine women and female doctors to examine men.
        * A woman can divorce her husband if he does not keep her supplied with coffee.

    # Singapore – The toilet flushing police are near, watch out – Failure to flush a public toilet is punishable by a fine or a prison sentence if caught during random checks by special police.

        * If you are caught dropping litter more than 3 times, the penalty is to clean the streets on Sundays wearing a bib saying “I am a litterer”. This will then be broadcast on the local news.

    # Turkey – The just in case law – All drivers must carry a hygienic body bag suitable for carrying a body up to 18st 12lbs (120 kilos). Failure to do so will result in a fine and possible a 6 month jail sentence  :what::what:

    #114174
    xtine
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    😀 where did you find those?
    The garlic / streetcar one should be applied to people not travelling on the london underground system having eaten garlic the night before  :vomit:

    #114175

    😀 😀 😀 ive never heard so much twaddle ;D

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